Allen

Yes, you heard correctly folks, We have Fridge Bandits at my work.

Supposedly our Fridge at work is cleaned weekly.  There are items in there that have been chillin (har!) for several months at least....I left pasta in this Fridge over the weekend, but came in to work on Monday expecting to eat it... BUT NO!   GONE!  Jess also had a mysterious disappearing 2 liter soda.   (dismay!)

I can only fathom two possible scenarios regarding this Fridge behavior:

A.  Someone is actually cleaning the Fridge, but decides that the 3 month old half-consumed blue cheese dressing, FROZEN half gallon of milk, several week old GALLON of OJ, and random BROWN stains on the shelving are perfectly acceptible.

or..

B. SOMEONE is working late on Friday, and goes to the Fridge to see what they can dine on for a tasty late night meal! (my pasta and Jess' soda!)

perhaps we will never know.

BUT my coworkers and I have an evil plot to COOK all of the remaining food on Friday afternoon and share in the spoils.

TAKE THAT.